The Wither Port Review: August 2010

Monday, August 9, 2010

This May Be the New Home of WPR

Let's say I wanted to begin editing an online literary journal. This is where it would go.

Submission guidelines to come perhaps. We'll see if I want to bother.

About WPR

The Wither Port Review is not a place for you to submit your horseshit writing (Unless you promote our blogs to your friends. Then, by all means, we'll put up even the most horrendous writing.), but rather a venue to appreciate the raw, scrotum-pulling work of one Chickenhead Antonucci, the infamous recluse from Newfoundland whose all-too-brief genius peaked between February and September of 2001. These hilarious and topical gems appear here for the first time ever. Antonucci wrote under many names, including Sean Waltman, Calypso Mike, and Whitney Amester, but he was always Chickenhead to his devoted readers. No one knows what happened to this great scribe, this wordsmith, but we do know very few will ever read this blog.